AMPERSAND YOU ARE OLDER!

WOOO HOOO!

It is Amps birthday today and, oh man, the plan is fantastic.

1. I will get home early and take a nap. Oh to sleep, to dream, to drool, to toss, to turn, to beach! I also think I am due for a dirty dream this nap. Its been a long time.
2. I will wake up, shower, shave so I am Chloe kissable, groom, put on clothes, and run out to get a card for &.
3. I will come back wrap the gifts and complain that, "THE CATS ARE FUCKING UP MY WRAPPING!" As if I can wrap. Though I can rap or as I like to say, "throw down." I bust like an like an AK-47 and then "get straight and meditate like a Buddhist." No, I lied, I'm not much of a rapper either. Luckily I'm a good boyfriend and I can cut some rug or I would have no talents!
4. Then I will see where Chloe is with moving toward readiness in an unobtrusive fashion. Tonight Chloe is getting together, at home, with one of her friends to talk for a while about personality testing and stuff. It is amazing how interesting Chloe's friends are. They are all really unique and very nice. I want to stay out of the house so they can JUST BE but alas, I can't sleep in my old bed anymore. What is a boy to do? In a few words, be "subtle, solemn, and silent as a monk."
5. Then when we are both ready we will head off to pick up the one and only Snads w/o Moe a.k.a. the funniest woman from SD ever w/o Moe. Hopefully we will roll over to Jitters at around 8:30 to meet & and friends for a night of cabaret watching.
6. After the cabaret we will be off to Ground Zero to out dance the mutha fuckin floor. Hopefully by then Amp will be drunky so we can make him do his thang in a dance line. Think Soul Train but without the soul or Don Cornelius.
7. Lastly we will drop off Snads and then go home to get some well deserved rest.

SO FREAKING FUN!