Stretch out and wait...

I have an interview tomorrow. It is not an ordinary interview. The company whose job I applied for is right across the street from my current place of employment. I have to be Malcognito all afternoon during my 4-hour interview. Since I stick out like a sore thumb with hair sticking out, a funny gate, my looking up in the air it will take no more than a casual observer to spot me. I must get a disguise!