Bored and bitter

So my car works a bit better though I've decided to buy a new one. I hope I can find one I like that is cheap. I have really good taste, let me tell you.

And now for the news.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1075038.html?menu=news.quirkies

Isn't this obvious. Harry Potter is not attractive literature unless you are trying to pick up 12 year olds and that is weird as hell.

My very short list of unattractive books that are currently popular.

• The DaVinci Code - Nothing says, "I think for myself," like this book.
• Lord of the Rings - You should read this you 60-sided die tossing, sexy beast, you.
• Big Fat Stupid White Men - Mr Moore is a good film-maker but is not above being a BFSWM himself. The title alone, does not paint a good picture in ones head. Also see DaVinci Code comments.
  
• Angels and Demons - Vatican, Priests, and Terrorists, oh my! Reading this is a sure sign of intelligence.
• Anything David Sedaris - Shows that you really don't have a sense of humor because you can read books and books about someone else's not-so-unusual family and that person's sad stuggles. Would that make you boring? Hmmmmm. Heartless? Hmmmmmmm. Or are you taking too much suggestion from NPR? DING DING DING!
  

Okay. I admit it. I quit smoking, so I hate everything less Chloe who has been a big help. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!