What I have been thinking about while "pecking away my best years."

• Why are silverfish not silver and why are they universally terrifying?
• Why are organic vegetables more expensive than inorganic ones? I know there is the supply factor but should I not get a "hidden bug " discount?
• Why does the name Regina still make me giggle?
• Being male there is something I have seen a lot and never understood. Why do sober men piss on the floor and on the wall of the bathroom at work? I mean drunk I can understand. There might be a compelling reason, but sober? Are you trying to make the Ural Sea? Get it?
• Why is Chloe not allowed to come to my work and goof off with me?
• Where is the check that Mike gave me to cash?
• Why is my small finger called a pinky? Mine is more brown. And brownie is not a good name for a finger.
• Do you refer to a refrigerator tycoon as a refrigerator magnate and how do you end the confusion?
• Why when I said I was going to Rosh Hashanah service did everyone ask me "Why?" The same thing happens to me on other religious holidays like last year at Easter. I mean I am a heathen but come on! This must all stem from the acolyte incident of 2002 and the pew incident the following year.
• Why am I still blogging? WORK BOY WORK!