Expert Timing - A small break from a break

Okay Labor Day is over and I want my Mondays off from now on. I get pissed about this every year. It is about time someone listened to me.

GIVE OUR MONDAYS BACK OR YOU FASCISTS WILL BE ATTACKED!

THIS IS WHAT A THREE DAY WEEKEND LOOKS LIKE!

HEY HEY HO HO THE 7 DAY WORKWEEK HAS GOT TO GO!
HO HO HE HE LET'S MAKE THE WEEKEND THREE!

So to whom (I used a dying word, oh yes I did) do I write about this? The unions got us monday off and we gave them back. Well I plan to get Monday back for us! WHO IS WITH ME?!? I know Billy Bragg is but I need Americans. Brits bring credibility though. Barbers and Bakers need not apply. They still have Monday off. Lucky Bastards. Maybe it would just be easier to not protest and become a barber or a baker. Hmmmm. I am too lazy to put up a fight and I do like free haircuts and bakery!