Sittin' in the bed and thinkin'

Guess who can't go to work today cause he is sick? MALCOLM!

So here I sit, on the bed, legs crossed, throat full of snot, head in pain, bored as can be. I have a Doctor's appointment in an hour. I hope I'm like the 5th case of Flu in the neighborhood or some shit. I'm not going to be sick for no damn reason. Chloe told me to stay in bed. I am a bad complier (thanks Clo). I plan to wash a comforter and clean the upstairs bathroom. See, I'm not one of those dudes who does nothing around the house. I do lots. I like pitching in. And dammit, Chloe and I are a team and you can't let the team down even when you are on death's door. GO TEAM...cough, swallow, cough, wheeze...

Oh, the pain in my arms
Oh, the pain in my legs
Ooh, my shiftless body

The Moz