Thanks be to my gritting teeth

Thank you again Minnesota for your freezing rain resulting in a 90-minute RIDE-OF-TERROR to work this morning. Thank you WORK for not helping me feel any better. Thank you sleeplessness for helping the whole thing fall into perspective. Thank you William, Christina, Oscar, Alan, and Iris for distracting me from my Pharmacy degree and exposing my inner lit-nerd. Thank you literature for giving me oh so many job opportunities. Thank you language for letting me rant and rave about my small and insignificant problems.

No...thank YOU!