Stonewalling the Chance for a Brickhouse

My friends, Ampersand and Beardo, have been using a new word which I never really thought would come out of their psuedo-intellectual, intellectual mouths. COCKBLOCK!

Cockblock
Urban Dictionary

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
   Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
   
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
   OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
   

The fratboy lexicon has taken over my public school going, antique buying, Saab driving, Grant Lee listening, syrup hating, Fighting Bob LA Follette-like fighting, Thic Nhat Hanh reading buddies. I never thought it would happen. Beardo is set on cockblocking Amps when we are in Kansas City. Amps is set on cockblocking Beardo in return. The problem is that there is little chance that either of them will get laid anyway, so they need to help not hurt! Beardo will drink too much to parle with the ladies and Amps will say something hilarious but offensive and any woman in a three state area will catch wind of it and run away. The problem is, barring this behavior, they have a very good chance for casual sex. It is really quite astonishing how it always works out against them.

I have to say though it will be a riot watching them cockblock while Chloe and I hang out and smooch in the New Year!