Art

I noticed that when I go to art museums I make up my own names for untilted and titled pieces. For example, I remember thinking the name of the The Night Watch should be, Does Anyone Have a Flashlight? Oh and then there is The Birth of Venus which I call Venus on a Half Shell, by Botticelli. Most of Jackson Pollock can be renamed, Where's the Cigarette Butt?

I assume most people do this but I sometimes assume too much. And I am the same person who called an Acolyte a Hippolyte! Ugh.