Ummm...

Guess who should have listened to Chloe instead of running his dumbass around to wash a comforter? MALCOLM!

I am in bed now and feel awful. The Doc said that I have a bad sinus infection and that I can hope for it to start subsiding in a couple days. HOPE? I was like, "Yo man, what's with this hope. Is it gonna be gone in a couple days or not? I there a chance that it could last three or more days, 'cause in that case y'all better get me some more pills and uh make sure some of them are, uh, valium."

I have a good relationship with my doctor. He is used to my BULLSHIT. He said, "If it lasts longer than a few days give me a ring and no valium." I said, "Damn, worth a shot." He smiled and said, "Get out of here Malcolm and get some rest and drink fluids, but not ones with alcohol in them." My doctor knows me soooo well.

By the way, WHO DRINKS ANYTHING BESIDES FLUIDS? Drinking solids is called choking as far as I know.