Day one as a free man

1. Woke up and went to work...to get some forms.
2. Went home to do some research.
3. Worked on a top secret project that was 90% complete and then managed to fuck it up and put it back to 5% complete. Then worked really hard to get it back to 100%. It is a gift for Chloe.
4. Went to the bank and did some banking...there is really not much else to do at the bank.
5. Thought about going to get a bloody mary by myself...bad idea. Went to plan B.
6. Plan B. Went to the yarn store to get some mohair. I wondered while at the store if mohair experienced the same sort of popularity during the 60's and 70's as Motown did.
7. Thought about teaching myself how to knit. Realized this was a terrible idea for my first day off.
8. Watched the cats sleep for at least 4000 hours.
9. Went out to get stamps, food, and firewood.
   
10. Came home to put food in the house and to rip off my sideview mirror on the garage while putting away firewood. Lets say it together, shall we...
    

    "HA HA HA! YOU HIT THE HOUSE WITH YOUR NEW CAR!"

11. Made dinner for the fam (Me and Chloe) and Chloe picked rice out of Oiko.
12. Watched Chloe sleep. This is far more satisfying than watching cats because at least she wakes up and has a conversation eventually and she does not take up the whole couch, just the part she is sleeping on. The cats take up the whole couch and the bed and the dining room and the toilet. Cats, everywhere you want to be...alone!
    
13. Quickly finished some Christmas limericks.
14. BED BED BED